Every Animal Mentioned in a Neko Case Song

September 6, 2013

Chris Randle is a writer from Toronto who has written for The Globe and Mail, The National Post, The Comics Journal, Social Text, the Village Voice an...

On the occasion of the release of her new album, The Worse Things Get, The Harder I Fight, The Harder I Fight, The More I Love You.

One pig, invoked to taunt the narrator as an infant

One mosquito, “to kiss your hands and feet”

One possibly imaginary centipede

Four swans

One cheetah

One blackbird, “fryin’ on a wire

Two bees

Six wolves

One crow, beating its wings ominously

One coyote

One oneiric deer, bleeding out over a dream highway

Two foxes, Russian-folklore-inspired

One locust, one frog and one snake, all plaguing John the Baptist

One lion

Five cats

Six sparrows, all dead, after failing to heed the narrator’s warning

One hawk

Two hawks

One greyhound, albeit in reference to the bus company, although Case also owns several rescued dogs of the same name

One owl

One elephant, which the singer sharply observes is said to never forget, even in a cage

One “killer” whale (she would probably insist on the quotation marks)

One shark

20 dogs, including one that got its start haunting Hank Williams

Two spiders

Two magpies

One vulture

Untold dozens of spring peepers, chirping throughout the ambient half-hour of “Marais La Nuit

One mockingbird

Two whippoorwills

One moth

Two ants, representing many, “prisoners of their destination”

Three doves

One firefly

One ferret

One gopher (the ferret is eating them)

One mollusk, busily destroying Washington State’s ecosystem

Two generic birds, minus genus

One monkey

One catfish, which has “stripped off your hide”

One sphinx

18 Tigers (“This is a sad song, about tigers. Let’s champion the tigers … I was in a cab in Toronto the other day, and the CBC was on. They were talking to a lady who specializes in animal husbandry and she takes care of the tigers at the Toronto Zoo. And they said, ‘Well do you ever reintroduce the tigers?’ And she goes ‘Well, no, because their habitat can’t sustain them.’ And immediately I thought to myself, ‘There’s so many extra children, we could just feed the children, to these tigers.’ We don’t need them. We’re not doing anything with them. Tigers are, tigers are ... noble, and sleek. Children are loud and messy. I was one of those children. If I were to become tiger food it would’ve been more noble than…”)

Enough men to fill their own zoo, if she supported zoos, although in this case Case might make an exception

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Chris Randle is a writer from Toronto who has written for The Globe and Mail, The National Post, The Comics Journal, Social Text, the Village Voice and the Awl. Along with Carl Wilson and Margaux Williamson, he is one-third of the group blog Back to the World.