“People tend to notice when you say, ‘I can open your front door in thirty seconds.’”

Pregnant potcakes from Belize and Cuba, foster failures from Miami-Dade, puppies found in trash bins.

On movies and rain. 

A requiem for Trugoy and a rebirth for De La Soul.

On luxury shopping, men’s fashion and end-of-the-world salvation.

“Greece is a good place to look at the moon, isn’t it?”