Digging Up E.T. And Capturing El Chapo

By Hazlitt

That seems like a lot of rabies.

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“Like many narcos, he was suspicious of satellite phones, because most of the companies that manufacture them are American and the devices are relatively easy for law-enforcement officials to compromise. But the BlackBerry is made by a Canadian company, and Guzmán felt more comfortable using one.” How El Chapo, the world’s most notorious drug kingpin, was captured.

"E.T. is the face of this dig ... but there are a lot of corpses."

"While it is as yet impossible to say who that voice actually belongs to, I have to admit that the person in question certainly made some compelling points." The Onion gives us Donald Sterling on the Donald Sterling affair.

Even The Simpsons at its worst is not quite as worst as everyone else’s worsts.

Happy Ed Balls Day!

The case against Canada as a world citizen, from (wait for it) The Lancet.

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