Everything You Need To Know About Kitty Litter

By Hazlitt

Why does all utopian architecture look the same?

"Here is the scoop: Clay litter is strip-mined; clumping litter is strip-mined andclumps in the lungs of your cat; organic litter doesn’t really biodegrade; andsilica gel litter requires solid waste flushing, which spreads toxoplasma gondiiinto the water supply, infecting oysters, the beloved food of the joyful sea otter, so playful and sleek and, now, dead"

At The Dissolve, Tasha Robinson on the unfortunate rise of the Strong Female Character With Nothing To Do.

The answer is b) Predator.

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Compare your sleep schedule to some of the greats.

“The first thing I fully remember is coming to on the shore of the Gulf of Mexico with cuts all over the bottoms of my feet from a shattered windshield. I must have walked over the glass. I have no memory of it. I was still hearing mumbling voices and seeing things out of the corner of my eye, but I was lucid and was aware that they weren’t there. I walked into the water, which was nearly as warm as a bathtub, and soaked my bloody feet.”

There are no giraffes in Ghana.

RIP, Tony Gwynn.

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