Maurice, Son of Noah Pt. 4

There are an approximate 239456789987565 flood myths in recorded history. Here’s another one.

Straight Expectations Pt. 4

You like that Duchamp thing but find this stuff sexist?

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Maurice, Son of Noah Pt. 3

He whiled his days arranging petals into offensive shapes.

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She’s Done it All! Pt. 6

Is she stupid, and full of apocalyptic self-hatred?

Sledgehammer Pt. 1

If there’s stuff in there you want, grab it. I’m gonna literally burn everything.

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Straight Expectations Pt. 3

That sounds like a defense for the dude artist.

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Skinny Dipping

You wanna make out or something? You know, for comfort?

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Arm’s Length Pt. 3

I think the power just went out.