Good Thing

February 3, 2014

Suzannah Showler is the author of Most Dramatic Ever, a book of cultural criticism about The Bachelor (ECW 2018), and the poetry collections Thing is...

The sky’s an homage to planned obsolescence.
It’s rocking a case of feature creep, clouds

like drool blooms filling a pillow faster
than you can say: Careful or your face

might get stuck that way. This cloud leans in
like an unfinished limb activating a bus door.

This cloud’s a lab rat acing the swim test.
This rain’s a spread of plot points jonesing

for the line that fits best. The edge of the light
is like sweet, panic-thick hand soap. If this is

emergency, I’m digging the time-delay function.
Don’t mind if I stay here on the line while last

decade’s chart-toppers put me back in touch
with some crescendos I’d lost track of.

As for my own face, I’m just a little worried
about the aperture that lets amazement in.

Good thing I have an insider view of the weather.
Good thing I’m in a mood to appraise.

The day’s a round of Edward 40-Hands,
and I’ve fallen behind. Whenever I think

it might be time to cut out, get my jollies
another way, some new element checks in,

like an almost-not-mechanical voice: You’re
important. Please stay. Someone will be with you.

Suzannah Showler is the author of Most Dramatic Ever, a book of cultural criticism about The Bachelor (ECW 2018), and the poetry collections Thing is (McClelland & Stewart 2017) and Failure to Thrive (ECW 2014). You can read her work in The New York Times Magazine, Slate, Buzzfeed Reader, The Walrus, Hazlitt, Maisonneuve, The Los Angeles Review of Books, and elsewhere.