Hazlitt regular contributor Sarah Nicole Prickett knows all the words to two things: Clueless and William Faulkner’s Nobel Prize acceptance speech. She’s tattooed like an eighth-grade notebook and reads Lydia Davis, or Joan Didion, like the Bible. She lives in New York and Toronto and writes for the The Globe & Mail, FASHION Magazine, BULLETT, Style.com, and The New Inquiry. Her moon sign is Aquarius. She is never bored.